Friday, June 26, 2009

things remembered

I can't get out the door to Firefly without posting about the recently departed King of Pop. While I was waiting for the coffee to brew, I checked out a few videos, and I'd never seen this one. It reminded me of three things:

  • Michael Jackson was seriously adored. He was majorly weird, but people loved him.
  • He was disturbingly obsessed with his own crotch. Everybody's got one, dude. There was really no need to thrust yours at us and rub it all the time like you did. But that's alright. It was your thing. Like sparkly socks and loafers.
  • Britney Spears used to be crazy hot.
So, here's the video. You don't really have to watch it all the way through. It doesn't really change much. Of course, you can just stare at Britney's legs the whole time and try to figure out a way to magically transfer them to your own body as I did. For the record, I haven't come up with an answer.



I'm off to Firefly.

3 comments:

die Frau said...

You are dead on about your statements. Not to speak ill of the dead, but he did seem to have a fixation with his crotch, and Britney had (has?) AMAZING legs that I also want.

Good luck with Firefly!

feather nester said...

RIP, Michael.

I remember that video. Britney does a remarkable job imitating that woman. Wasn't she a famous model? I've forgotten her name...

If you get Brit's legs, I'll take her arms. :)

Red said...

Baby oil and 4 inch heels. I'd like to magically transfer tho ability to dance like that, and if I could do it in 4 inch heels, that would be a mad bonus. Also, isn't she 16 or something? GOOD LUCK, and BREATHE!