Thursday, December 23, 2010

run for your life.

Christmas is almost here. I should only be posting happy things about our Advent-ures and Christmas cookies and holiday magic. But I am so not going to do that. I'm too afraid. Way too afraid. I am living in fear of Nicole Kidman's insane forearm-length toe.
Really. It looks like her big toe is trying to attack the paparazzi taking the picture. Doesn't it?

In case you don't know, I don't like feet. Seriously. Keep your feet inside your shoes at all times. If you're riding on an airplane, cover your toes. I don't care how cute your little tootsies are. I don't care how recent and expensive your pedicure. I don't want to be in close proximity to any feet except my daughter's...and my son's soon enough. I assure you I will outgrow thinking that their feet are cute, too. Anyway, I want Nicole Kidman to have toe reduction surgery. They can do that, right.

Happy Holidays. I hope Nicole Kidman gets socks. Aaaaaghhhh!!!

4 comments:

Sarah Berry said...

Neuroses are funny.

mowask said...

i am so right there with you on the feet thing. i dry heave lots in airports esp. during the summer. gag! people... 80% of you NEED to put socks or closed toe shoes on. i don't want to see your dry, gnarly ass feet!...EVER!

now can we get back to advent fluffy content. my stomach can't handle another post like this. ;P

Melissa said...

glad to know that i'm not the only one out there who hates feet!

madison kate said...

whoa.

that toe belongs on her hand along with the other fingers...