When I walked into the room, M was kneeling in front of her, with a disgusted and panicked look on his face. Here's what went down...
M: "S, do you want me to take your coat off of you?"
S: "Yes, but can you get a bowl for my rocks?"
M: "Sure. Why don't you give me the rocks, and I'll put them into a bowl."
At this point, she digs into her pockets, and starts dropping things into his outreached hands. And then he realized that while there are some rocks involved with the process, what she's mostly pulling out of her pockets are dog terds.
Her coat has now been washed. And I think M boiled his own hands because he was so creeped out...but really the dog is on such major antibiotics right now that his poop is probably like vitamins. Anyway, I hope your day was as hysterical as mine.